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Pony Rides
date.
Autumn 2024-ongoing
city.
All over NYC
type
fabrication and performance
Custom
This is an ongoing project, showing up when we get around to it. Check the Instagram page for up to date information
Pony rides: a beloved staple of class-aspirational birthday parties and events with a vague agrarian theme. Pony rides *seem* like an amazing idea, but in reality they were always kind of disappointing, strictly limited to children, and thinking about what kind of life that pony lived was pretty depressing.
Luckily, we live in the age of the gig economy!
No age limit! No size limit! No lingering unease about animal exploitation!
Experience the mid experience of a real live pony ride without any of the guilt!
The people running this ride don't seem happy, the pony really doesn't seem into it, but hey, you are paying them, and the customer is always right! If he doesn't like it he can learn to code, damnit. Everyone gets exploited under capitalism, right? Enjoy your ride!
NOT A SEX THING
